Every year, stores around the world become littered with crappy santas. Big corporations pump this crap out with little to no regard for santa-standards. Beard length, hat placement, belly size, and suit hue are all standards that must be enforced. If we’re able collect 1,000 crappy santas by Christmas Eve the International Toy Federation will have no choice but to recall all these half-assed santas. Follow us on sh twitter.Tumblr (3.0; @crappysantas)http://crappysantas.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kve1ksoUiI1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BJ Santa</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/305196363http://crappysantas.com/post/305196363Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:34:04 -0500crappysantaxmaschristmas<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0nywTfKo1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They’re selling these at Burbank Airport. I am ALMOST tempted to buy one because he’s so stupid looking.</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/293789001http://crappysantas.com/post/293789001Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:22:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxurkISfw1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/291401020http://crappysantas.com/post/291401020Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:45:20 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxuqvHoJc1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/291400540http://crappysantas.com/post/291400540Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:44:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxuq7nTOq1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/291400064http://crappysantas.com/post/291400064Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:44:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuwb5kT2jO1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This Santa needs some pants!</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/290809354http://crappysantas.com/post/290809354Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:36:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut1b9UFFK1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Super creepy 15 foot Santa in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn.</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/289414480http://crappysantas.com/post/289414480Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:34:39 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutsh0Nj0v1qarub6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Doesn’t even have a moustache. What an idiot.</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/289414419http://crappysantas.com/post/289414419Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:34:36 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaqurPIXv1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/282268779http://crappysantas.com/post/282268779Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:59:13 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujvb8p1Tv1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shrunken head santas. with crappy wire glasses.</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/282268396http://crappysantas.com/post/282268396Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:58:55 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudgy4h1lo1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a Santa made out of a gourd… ???</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/280108040http://crappysantas.com/post/280108040Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:57:48 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui90d2xib1qarub6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>At Tim Horton’s Vancouver, Canada. What a moron eh?</p>http://crappysantas.com/post/280108012http://crappysantas.com/post/280108012Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:57:45 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudgtuO1nn1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/279141672http://crappysantas.com/post/279141672Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:35:58 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuekfkOiaY1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/279141308http://crappysantas.com/post/279141308Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:35:32 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaqos4c3e1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/277851684http://crappysantas.com/post/277851684Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:48:05 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuekqekbsB1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/277757868http://crappysantas.com/post/277757868Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:00:25 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuekmgBZBG1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/277757829http://crappysantas.com/post/277757829Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:00:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuekshH80A1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/276791058http://crappysantas.com/post/276791058Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:54:37 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudgsnJTt41qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/276790502http://crappysantas.com/post/276790502Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:54:13 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaqqbeYpu1qarub6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crappysantas.com/post/276315889http://crappysantas.com/post/276315889Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:36:54 -0500